TIMOTEO

We had a hilarious lunch today with our Madre. It started when Sarah dropped the apple she was eating on the floor. Then our Madre told us that when you drop something on the floor you are suppose to ask who are you going to marry and the name you give has to start with the same letter of the thing that you drop on the floor. Our Madre asked Sarah what the name of her boyfriend was. Sarah said Alexander, Alex for short. She said “no, no, no it has to start with M.” She then started giving us some M names like Mario, and Manuel. Then she asked me the name of my boyfriend, so I told her Tim. She said, “What.” Then Sarah said the Spanish equivalent was Timoteo. So I said Timoteo. Our Madre then said, “I am sorry for being so fresh, but that is such an ugly name.” Then she went on giving other names she thought were ugly. She said her nieces name was really ugly. Her name is Escolaste or something but she goes by Escoli for short. I wonder what our Madre thinks of our names?